Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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