I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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