butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
