Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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