its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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