She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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