Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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