I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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