This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Fuck appropriateness.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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