Dual....:-)
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
be right there i have to get my cape
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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