So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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