guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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