My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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