Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I have demons in me.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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