I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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