Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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