Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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