my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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