Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
