To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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