whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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