I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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