I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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