Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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