I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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