but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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