For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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