This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
sarcasm needs its own font
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
