She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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