kristin has been a bad kristin
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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