why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
