Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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