Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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