you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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