I think I died a long time ago.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
