He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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