After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Randomize
