STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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