LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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