Quick, to the slutcave!
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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