Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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