Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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