idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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