I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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