i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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