i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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