Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Do vagina's smell?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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