it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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