Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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