I have demons in me.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
