dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Randomize
