Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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