So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Can I color on your dick again?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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