I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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