yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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